The Washington Monument met up with the jellyfish.
They melded and formed protoplasm.
The progeny yelped with delight
Upon its discovery of independence.
The little ramshackle announced it would go to college
to become a mystery to thong-clad masses of hormones.
The Papa-san Sphinx decided to have a talk with his biological issue.
“Son, the world is yours if you know how to play the game well. Now I will teach you how.”
And so the monstrous messenger went off to enroll
With the secrets the obelisk had taught him.